Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.