What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.