What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.