Conductor Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels