Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye