What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon