What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !