What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.