What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.