What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.