What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.