What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart