How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey