How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey