How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs