How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."