What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.