What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ?

Beckfast of champions !