What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ?

Beckfast of champions !