What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.