What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss