Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.