Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

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How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What dairy product is the most revered?

Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!