what Ketchup
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.