Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

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Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!