Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
How many do you want?
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
Oh,the humanities!
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
One is a cunning array of stunts.
Cirque d'Olay
