How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.