How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.