How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "