How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long