What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.