What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.