How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"