Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ?

Bronte of the blow !

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle