What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant