What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant