What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant