What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae