Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.