Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!