What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe