What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.