Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Gorillaz Jokes More Gorillaz Jokes

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.