Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.