Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Ba Dum Jokes More Ba Dum Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.