Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss