What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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A landmine.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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Just cos.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ?

Bobby-n up and down like this !