What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.