What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.