What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.