What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.