What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!