What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.