What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Previous Random Joke Next

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin