What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.