What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.