What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW