Pew Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!