Pew Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.