One has hope in her soul...
One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
You sit in your own pew
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
Bn. (B "atma" n)