What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite