What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.