Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.