Because they all involve iPatches.
Have you ever tried worm pie !
Just wait and they'll tell you.
Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...