Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...