Involve Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Law Enforcement Jokes More Law Enforcement Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.