How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What didn't you do?

My homework"