How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Jerry Sandusky Jokes More Jerry Sandusky Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

Casey Anthony Jokes More Casey Anthony Jokes

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?