Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !