Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate