Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!