Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.