Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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Put a windshield in front of her.

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There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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They all dress like Dobby.

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Its to far to walk.

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Because they dress in lairs.

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