What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends