What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves