What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.