What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.