What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there