What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.