Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day