Scotland Jokes

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.